What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:48
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...